if ryan murphy doesn’t want to fuck you in the ass, you won’t be on glee
- Jordyn Wieber: [stands]
- NBC commentators: Wow, look at that focus. Look at that. She wants this. She needs this. She knows she can do this. She was absolutely devastated two days ago, but she is a fighter, she is strong, and she will help the Americans finish ahead of the Russian divas on the race to the top of the podium because a flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all
Maybe ‘the Break Up’ is about the crust of the Earth breaking up and opening up the portal to hell as Ryan descends back to his home
my dad promised to give MY car to our youth pastor for the week so he could drive around doing mission shit. hope he enjoys lana del rey blasting from the speakers as his welcoming present.
And props to Team Janelle — specifically Janie and Ashley — for pulling that off! And more props to Janelle for recognizing that the coaches are most likely entering the game this week! I know Janie’s known mostly as a ~competitor~ in BB but it’s great to know her strategic techniques have picked up since All Stars.
THIS MOVE MAKES UP FOR ALL THE LACK OF GAMEPLAY LAST SEASON, SO SO DELICIOUS