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Is it better than E•MO•TION?: Ed Sheeran: ÷
Pitchfork rating for Ed Sheeran: 2.8
Pitchfork rating for Carly Rae Jepsen: 7.4
Conclusion: No.
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How come when a house is haunted it’s always ghost from the 1800’s? Why there ain’t ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams “ITS BRITNEY BITCH!” 3 in the morning
at some dinner party
someone: ok here’s a fun one… if you could go back in time and pick one moment in your life to relive, what moment would you pick?
someone else: that’s a tough one! probably the birth of my beautiful child, mary, she is truly my whole world-
me, interrupting: EASY. october 2014. i am sitting in a movie theater seeing gone girl (2014) dir. david fincher for the first time. the screen cuts to black and rosamund pike’s voice suddenly says “i am so much happier now that i’m dead, technically missing, soon to be presumed dead. GONE. and my-”
Trump supporters when people call them out on their racism
we all shoulda known how 2016 was gonna turn out once Carol started losing everything it was nominated for
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